Love is pain. Money is god. And consumerism solves everything.
Shallow? Pretend you don’t long to be swallowed by
the bovine in a vehicle of German origin or rendered unconscious by the
overwhelming stench of walnut in the dash? Or to blow more green on
your quiver than it costs to equip a hospital for fly-blown spastic
infants in the Sudan? Or to dress in savaged jeanery, each piece of
denim the cost of a small Bangladeshi glaucoma clinic?
Read on good son.
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Closing My Eyes
Legendary storteller Matt George recounts the day he nearly died atop the frozen tundra of Africa's highest peak and how he was saved by a warm old woman.
Juliet Lewis vs Rasta, Ozzie and Dorian
Hollywood's favourite punk singer cum murderer Juliet Lewis supplies the questions for interviews with rock star Oz, hipster Dave and all-round super dude Shane Dorian.
100 Mean Shots
You ever see a clean 100 photos in a surf mag before? Without buckets of filler? Here's the best from Aichner, Hump, Kenworthy, Billy Morris and the rest of our photo boys.
Love Hurts
Pete Taras is the photoof Transworld Surf. Kid can also shoot photos and write like a demon. Here are his latest shots from Hawaii alongside his journal entries.
Surfing, Pizza and the Odd Pornographic Experience
Jamie Brisick continues the trend of masterly writers taking the elderly to bed when he talks up the time he pumped a hot Asian chick as a pizza delivery boy. Christ! Did I blow the punchline?
Lessons with Andy King
Andy King loses his hearing in a fight; finds humility in recovery.
The five-minute guide to drug testing
The Greatest Story Ever Told
Starring Marco Luciano Jay Occhilupo
