Stab Magazine

God sure hates our Asian brothers. With one swipe of his paw he took 280,000 of the most pious, devoted, beautiful people off the books. He drowned kids. Destroyed families. Emptied orphanages. Evaporated towns. A welcome relief from his usual work of installing murderous dictators and striking children with incurable illness, you’d think.

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The Shoe Wrangler at Night

More vacuous ramblings about the vacant souls with hard faces and grouse shoes who rule cool. Story by Simon Ramsey..

Notorious RIG

Living and working on an oil rig’ll get you close to 200 gees a year. So, what’s it like? Dudes pumping each other, cranes falling on your head? Oil rig vet Chris Binns explains.

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Joel Parkinson

Gorilla turns. A clear head. A style like a pelican. According to us, Joel will crush his fellow competitors like baby pigeons underfoot this year. Story by Sam McIntosh.

The Big Wave

You’ve heard the stories and seen the shots in the papers. Here’s what happens when a group of surfers do more than put their hand in their pocket. Story by Stefan Marti. Photos by D.Hump.

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