Six weeks ago, I was bolted to a desk, face
covered in itching sores and wrestling with small business depression,
while my cohort launched himself into Bali’s atmosphere. What a sad
hamster I’d turned into. Seared by the fl ames of withering injustice!
Waist-deep in the quicksand of captivity!
No smiley faces in the pen
Surf/Snow Pioneer Tim Vlandis did two years for selling pill. Here's what he learnt.
Higher Ground
Hurricane Kat blew New Orleans off the map and gave the American Negro a stark wake-up call regarding their slithering, nigga-hating prez. Stab’s Matt George, however, is as heroic as they came. And, fresh from wringing the tsunami out of Indonesia, roamed the flooded streets on his jetski rescuing folks.
Gimme Some Andy
Nine reasons why the world is horny for three-time champion of the world, Andy Irons.
The World According to Mitty
Ten years old and Mitchell Parkinson freakin’ owns Snapper! Story by Jethro Lyons.
The Stab 10
You’re dead a real long time, ain’t that the truth! No endless bowling points in heaven despite what the Christian surfers might say. So before your date with the crematorium here’s 10 things you absolutely gotta do.
Showering in the Sunbeam of Brilliance
Dane Reynolds, Dan Malloy, Kelly Slater and Dave Rastovich sure are good on a craft. Here’s a doz pages of their latest and greatest, most recent work. All shot by new kid on the scene Chris Straley.
I GOT IKED™
Ike’s revolutionary 270° duel-cam housing gets water-tested at Teahupoo. A true story of love lost and bald-eagle women all liquored up and raping professional surfers while creepy photogs stand in the corner with dressing gown parted just so. Story by Derek ‘my current theory is that no one reads contents pages’’ Rielly
