I WAS A MORBID AND UNLOVELY CHILD; a 12-year-old guitar prodigy whose weekends were spent wrapped in a Gibson Les Paul copy facing a stacked 100 watt aplifier. I would away within a cloud of shrieking feedback, muttering about killing my woman, escaping the noose by fleeing to Mexico and how. in general, the hallway cupboard hadn't had its bolt removed I would've happily gunned the town down, written a conceptual musical about it and watched with silent glee as my parents wept at my execution (which I would face with uncommon courage). This was natural behaviour for a never-bullied child of academic parents who existed in the Disney-esque bubble of a crime-free suburb. more...
Occy and the Bird
A little session at a crowded surf camp called Grajagan with Mark Occhilupo, Benji Weatherly and Taj Burrow with the world's sexiest photographer (Dustin "I will kill you. Know This" Humphrey records from a whirly bird.
Story here..
Drive Thru Caribbean
Rum punch, got drunk, movie stunk. We're kidding! What a movie!
A collection of the Hi-rez imagery compiled during Greg Browning's seventh instalment of Drive Thru. Donnie, Benji, Patty-cake O'Connell, Kalani and ring-in Aussie Yadin Nicol stars of the shutter.
Hawaiian Ice
There's a meth epidemic in the islands, haven't you heard?
by Charlie Smith
Cribs Special
Bruce Irons is king of princeville. We go inside the glamour homes of Bruce Irons, Joel Parkinson and CJ Hobgood.
Bruce's shanty here...
Success: With Greg Browning
World Title 2007! The Big One
Andy Irons, Mick Fanning; Taj Burrow; Joel Parkinson and the champ Kelly Slater.Nobody else would have the nerve!! Just four kids with a crazy dream to depose an aging champ.
Full comic here...
