Issue 27 2008

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Stab Issue 27

It’s that time of the year. When men of substance leave their families and homes for ports abroad. With credit cards laid down, these men are gifted a month of inertia. Strong fingers are employed to knead knotted muscles and grease tired corn. more...

 THE MAIN STORIES

Zane HarrisonThe Return of the Grievous Angel

Zane Harrison once held the world in the palm of his hand. And then he swapped it for the slender neck of a beer bottle.

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Julian WilsonBrutus the wave maker

In the eternal search for gimmickry, we’re now reduced to…wakeboarding! At least the talent pool is deep, Julian Wilson, CJ Hobgood and Stab stalwart Taj Burrow.

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Yadin NicolSON, THERE'S SOMETHING I THINK YOU SHOULD KNOW

Pro surfers live and travel in a bubble of 45 people. Most didn’t finish school. And the only thing they read are the numbers on sponsor cheques. Who better to turn to for life advice?

Take my advice 

Phil IronsThe House That Phil (re)Built

When Andy and Bruce’s ma and pa split, the kids and pop moved into an awesome beach shack. To give his boys some privacy, he even built em what he calls “pods.” The word “shanty” or “humpy” might be a little more accurate, but the kids lived, loved and grew into phenomenal surfers in these rickety confines.


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Kalani RobbDEATH ROW - Say your prayers Kalani Robb

Here is a surfer injected with much humour since his forced abdication from the tour.

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SirensThe People who matter at Teahupoo

(Not necessarily in order of importance)

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Tom WhitakerAddictions with Tom Whitaker

Coffee is a cunt of a drug. On that you have my word.

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Rob Machado

How Big is your... Rob Machado

Rob Machado has made the magical island of Bali (when the bombs aren’t going off or innocent broads are being knifed in their beds) his home. He fits into its curves very well.

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Rasta

Rasta V the Dolphin Killers

This killing of dolphins biz, hooee, makes a brother’s skin crawl.

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The Gingers

Hotter Than Fish Grease

Meet Chelsea from the Gingers.

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Joel Parkinson

Scenes with Joel Parkinson, 27

Scenes with Joel Parkinson, 27, Tweed Heads West.

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SEXThe Joy of Sex with Dion Agius

He may wear the suddenly unfashionable trilby, but Dion Agius sure knows how to pleasure a bitch.

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Rob BainSuccess: Rob Bain

Success: Rob Bain, the finest exponent of rail-to-rail surfing of the late eighties and early nineties. Universally adored, a loyal friend to all, an enemy to no man.

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Charlie SmithThe Stab Round Table Discussion

With US presidential politics on the menu, our sport’s finest convene…

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STAB STYLE

Ozzy WrightOZ & MYLEE’S ADVENTURES

OF DEATH IN THE PITCH BLACK LOVE MACHINE…

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Hey Buddy

Say Buddy, you got a light?

Shield yourself from the chill of winter with this season range in jackets.

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SnatchTime is a money maker

(shake yours)

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