First Time: It was in New Zealand and I was 15. I was at Raglan for a contest and we went up north and ran into this older chick. I was freaked out. She was creeping all over
me. I tried to make up every excuse in the book to get out of it. The guy I was with said, “You’re gonna fuck her whether you want to or not.” Then I was, “Oh, I don’t have a
condom.” He just locked the door with the chick and me. I got taken advantage of. She was, like, 20. Visual Stimuli: I like cute Asian girls. I call them ‘small rigs.’ Hopefully
we’re gonna go to where all the models are this weekend (Jamie was in the small rig haven of the Philippines when we spoke to him). Romance: I’m over romance now.
I’ve had too much of it. My idea of romance was getting too deep and stuck in something you don’t want to be a part of. You go all soft and then they have you by the balls. With
my job, every time you go anywhere and do anything you’d get blown up. Game over for romance. Older women: I’m over older chicks, they get older faster. If they’re
down, they’re all good but I like ‘em young and clean. Younger women: They’re mean; they’re in their prime. If they don’t know what they want, that’s perfect because you
don’t want any of that commitment shit anyway. It can get weird with younger chicks but you gotta be the boss. Partners (how many): I don’t know. (Ballpark?)
Nup. (More than 10?) I ain’t saying shit. (Less than 50?) There is no ballpark for you. Wet dreams or erotic dreams: I’ve only had one and I’m scared
to have another. I have dreams where I am banging chicks all the time, but I wake up right before I spunk everywhere. I was on a plane the last time I had one of those dreams.
I was asleep next to an old Japanese guy. I was dreaming I was fucking this old grandma, like, the ugliest chick. I couldn’t believe it then I woke up. And looked over at the
Japanese guy. I was like, “What the fuck was that?” Dirty talk: I like a little bit of everything. A little hair pulling, a little dirty talk. I don’t care whether it’s her or me who’s
saying it. Do you have a Killer Move? The beach. It’s perfect. Once you’re done, you’re done. They won’t want to fuck you again. You just go wash off. How does
casual sex differ to relationship sex? Relationship sex is consistent sex and that’s always fun, so I prefer relationship sex. Fake tits: Overrated. Usually the
ones that have them that are so stuck-up anyway they are fucked. They go them because they had no confidence and when they get them they have all the confidence in the
world. Sex toys: Shitty. They’re for people who don’t what they’re doing. Do you enjoy asphyxiation and sadism? Yeah, have fun with it. A little slap, a little
hair pull, a little choke; it’s all dandy. Contraception: Fuck yeah, always. I ain’t getting Aids and dying any time soon. Anal: Not really a fan, but I haven’t tried. I hope I
haven’t anyway. You don’t want shit dick. Pubic hair: Shaved and I mean nothing. It’s dirty when there are all hairs and pubes everywhere. Best time for sex: Before
you go to bed and when you wake up. Late night and early morning. The bed is always the best place, too. Threesomes: I had a foursome in Hawaii with three girls. It was
two sisters and their best friend. The sisters were hot, the friend not so much. It was pretty good but the sisters didn’t kiss.
Oh face
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Re: The Joy of Sex with Jamie Obrien Reply #1 on : Mon March 01, 2010, 11:33:10
Oh face Jamie. You never called back after NZ hoot times.
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