No one- no one- loses it like Hollywood A-listers. The way Christian Bale unloads on this hapless minion for walking onto the set of Terminator Salvation while he was shooting a scene is a hilarious example of why "chilled" and "overpaid fuckwit" are seldom used in the same sentence. What on earth is bugging Bale? Could it be that he got the lead role in The Dark Knight, only to be upstaged and out-Oscared by Heath in the support role? Mind you, the tirade does bear the hallmarks of genuine artistry. Note the professional use of narrative: an explosive hook, character and scene setting, before a false honeymoon where everything appears to mellow, then POW!, the climax as he threatens to fight the guy. True drama, a true talent.




