Death Row With Dane Reynolds

Death Row

Dane lives in a part of the world where state sanctioned murder is relatively common. Since 1976, 13 murderers have felt the swab of alcohol on their forearm, the bite of a cold needle being pushed into a vein, and the fatal mixture of barbiturate, muscle relaxant and the potassium chloride that causes cardiac arrest. How awesome is that!
We asked Dane for his Death Row checklist.


Last phone call: A conference call to the members of Mercury Star Children (MSC) to appoint a new leader.
Execution audience: The families of the victims.
Last dream session: Molesting my fifth wives 8th child.
Last will and testament: I will be buried in the floorboards of my house and it will be used as a sacred temple of worship.
Last minute apologies: Why would I apologise for what’s just and true?
Last minute regret: None
Last minute religion: I am a prophet of Mercury and he will resurrect my soul
Last meal: The Placenta of my first born (fermented for 19 years)
Last drink: My eldest son’s blood
Last cigarette: None. I don’t smoke
Crime committed: Necrophilia and cannibalism.
Type of execution: Firing squad
Last words: Quit biting your paws Steve.
Post-death scenario: Cheers, champagne, hugs, tears.

caption: The empty mid-century lounge chair where Dane used to read lesbian/beat novels and the park where he used to play as a child in the innocent days before he became a murderous cult leader. Photo: Sherman.
 

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