First time:
What, with a chick or by myself?
Fuck, I pretty much got raped in New Zealand when I was like 14 or 15. She wasn’t that hot but it was an okay start. It was, ah, it was pretty much a gang bang, actually. I didn’t want to do it. I tried to make every excuse in the world to get out of it but none of em would wash. I was like, I got no condoms!
And they were like, Here’s a pile of them. I responded: Ohhhh, but where are we gonna go? They were, like, In this room O’Brien. It was traumatic.
Repertoire:
I prefer to leave the gymnastics to the water.But I was looking on YouTube and there was a superman position. I was, like, fuck yeah, into that ... Hang on,
not YouTube, YouPorn. You guys have gotta check that thing out.
Do skills in the water translate to the sack?:
Nah, there’s no link between the two. No link whatsoever. You take away the balance part and there’s no skill involved. Anyone can do a superman in bed.
Visual stimuli — print, film or digital?
Definitely digital. I like progress.
Did being fat affect your fortunes, despite fame, loot, crib on beach at Pipe etc?
Man, I was packing a spare tyre for while there but I lost it. I lost it in the missionary position, doing crunches. It wasn’t really affecting my performance though, maybe it gave me a stronger bottom turn. My boards were starting to get a little thicker.
Not in the water O’Brien, did your obesity repel women?
Well, my chick didn’t care. It was all good on that front. But, shit, my manager and dad were on my case, calling me fat, so that freaked me out. I started spending more time in the gym — plus doing some more sexercise — and now I’m back to a 32 waist. Fighting fit.
Dirty talk:
When I was younger I was over in Oz and it was all the boys would talk about, they’d just dirty talk the girls into bed. It was great, so I kinda got into it, but it’s sort of been fading since then. Maybe it only works in Australia cause the girls there are filthier. Actually, the truth is I ran out of dirty shit to say.
Contraception:
Oh yeah, you definitely wanna sort that that one out. You ask, you talk, you get it straight. Straight away.
Ass play:
Nooo way, there’s no fit there man. I like riding the Backdoor Pipe, but not that one.
What, with a chick or by myself?
Fuck, I pretty much got raped in New Zealand when I was like 14 or 15. She wasn’t that hot but it was an okay start. It was, ah, it was pretty much a gang bang, actually. I didn’t want to do it. I tried to make every excuse in the world to get out of it but none of em would wash. I was like, I got no condoms!
And they were like, Here’s a pile of them. I responded: Ohhhh, but where are we gonna go? They were, like, In this room O’Brien. It was traumatic.
Repertoire:
I prefer to leave the gymnastics to the water.But I was looking on YouTube and there was a superman position. I was, like, fuck yeah, into that ... Hang on,
not YouTube, YouPorn. You guys have gotta check that thing out.
Do skills in the water translate to the sack?:
Nah, there’s no link between the two. No link whatsoever. You take away the balance part and there’s no skill involved. Anyone can do a superman in bed.
Visual stimuli — print, film or digital?
Definitely digital. I like progress.
Did being fat affect your fortunes, despite fame, loot, crib on beach at Pipe etc?
Man, I was packing a spare tyre for while there but I lost it. I lost it in the missionary position, doing crunches. It wasn’t really affecting my performance though, maybe it gave me a stronger bottom turn. My boards were starting to get a little thicker.
Not in the water O’Brien, did your obesity repel women?
Well, my chick didn’t care. It was all good on that front. But, shit, my manager and dad were on my case, calling me fat, so that freaked me out. I started spending more time in the gym — plus doing some more sexercise — and now I’m back to a 32 waist. Fighting fit.
Dirty talk:
When I was younger I was over in Oz and it was all the boys would talk about, they’d just dirty talk the girls into bed. It was great, so I kinda got into it, but it’s sort of been fading since then. Maybe it only works in Australia cause the girls there are filthier. Actually, the truth is I ran out of dirty shit to say.
Contraception:
Oh yeah, you definitely wanna sort that that one out. You ask, you talk, you get it straight. Straight away.
Ass play:
Nooo way, there’s no fit there man. I like riding the Backdoor Pipe, but not that one.
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Reply #4 on : Tue April 29, 2008, 10:28:24