Layne Beachley heaviest ever

Layne

 

Layne takes one for the team

It was classic Beachley. The belle epoch of modern Australian surfing had arrived at her first-ever surf at Cape Solander aka Ours and, before she'd wet her hair, she was doing a phone interview in a boat informing the world she was about to paddle out.

In the lineup, Layne took her time, paddling into the easier ones. Then, after a few hours, it was time for her to get behind the ski and to see what the guts of a bomb looked like. After a pretty ordinary insider, she towed into an eight-footer but butchered it, falling off.

To her eternal credit, went straight back for the rope and sat beyond the pack of surfers on the inside. When a set loomed, Koby Abberton and his tow team took to it. Layne was left with the wave behind. Koby's wave unloaded and coughed him into the channel before it exploded on the rocks. Then, the unthinkable happened. Layne was committed on the wave of the day. And, she, uh, rode it perfectly. She took a higher line when she needed to, rode low through the backwash section and emerged to raptures. Some guys in the lineup were bummed. Some were silent. Others, like Maroubra's Mark Mathews, couldn't believe their luck that such a wave was ridden. Here's why...

Stab: Layne. Wave of the day at Solander. Discuss.

Mark Mathews: It just shows what tow surfing is like. You can show up at some spot, having never surfed it, and end up towing into the wave of the day. But if they were paddling they wouldn't get shit. It's hard to take it away from her though. She rode it through which is fucken amazing. She kinda surfs better than half the guys out there, anyway. There are guys who can't even paddle out there but can get good tow ones. Her riding that wave doesn't show how easy tow surfing is because it's actually easier than that. She's too good a surfer to illustrate how easy it is. I've towed surfers with infinitely less ability into waves like that. You wouldn't take that as a benchmark.

Did you see Layne paddle into anything decent?

It was a pretty hard day to paddle and she was out there out high tide which is difficult. I saw her paddle into a few shitty ones but nothing real good. The wave before she towed was a big one as well. And she completely fucked it (she fell in that crucial acceleration as the wave began to stand up). I deadset thought she was gonna die. I thought we were gonna have to pull her off the rocks but she somehow managed to penetrate before the wave stood up. That probably would've spooked most people. She went back out here and ended up on wave of the day.

As a guy who's made his career travelling around towing into big waves it's a bold thing to say that towing is really easy.

I don't want to take anthing away from Layne. It is really easy to be on a wave that you'd never think twice about riding because you've towed. I've had heaps of my photos from tows and big waves you can't paddle but I've paddled into big waves as well at places like Backdoor and at Pipe. I just think it's disgusting that there are all of these guys who've had made careers out of just towing. It's really bad.

Drop some names on us.

Nup. They know. They'd be just gutted right now. And, I know people are freaking out because a girl did it but she surfs as good as most guys.

Really. Do you reckon this will lead a charge of girls getting into it?

I hope so. There are so many of them who surf so good and they're pushing the boundaries of surfing good in small waves and if they were able to start matching it in big waves, it'd be fucken pretty sick.

There will be a few careers that dry up with the advent of women doing it.

For sure. And I reckon they should, too. I mean there are guys who have made careers from towing without ever having to negotiate a serious take-off. It's not like you have to do anything to catch it except stand there.

But whether you paddled or towed, going over the falls on an eight footer ain't pretty.

Yeah, she went from almost dying to getting the best wave of her life in two waves. Pretty mental.

How long until a girl trumps her wave as the best wave ever ridden by a girl?

Well, I reckon that wave was better than many of the world's top guy surfers would've had in their whole life. That would be a lot better than a lot of professional surfers would've had, as far as barrels are concerned.

What could you do to show how easy it is?

I could tow a fucken first grade football player into a wave like that.

Some closing words?

The worst is when you go to paddle into a wave and there's some clown getting whipped in to it. They're just floating into it from behind on a wave they'd never be able to paddle in to. And, I've towed mates into the best waves of their life. I'm not ripping into punters, I'm ripping the guys who try to sell 'emselves as big-wave guys, that's all. It's not that cool at all. – Sam McIntosh 

Layne
Sour grapes
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The curse of jealousy
Reply #26 on : Tue June 30, 2009, 16:22:45
The whinging knobs who have the time to hassle what is right and what's not?? You're all a bunch of fuckwits. Forgotten the fun of watching someone surf and get a good beating irrespective of how they get into it? The majority of people are content with getting out once a week or twice if their lucky!
Get into group fisting to alleviate the pain as your arses are wide as your heads.
Sheba
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Layne Beachley/Al Mennie by Anon
Reply #25 on : Thu June 04, 2009, 18:51:40
I think this bloke NEEDS to be towed or else he'd sink to the bottom. Irish, 6'5 and 15 stone? Typical, I bet he's a ranga too.
Anonymous
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Re: Layne Beachley heaviest ever
Reply #24 on : Thu June 04, 2009, 00:44:17
aw man, ill give you guys a prime example of some dick who made a career by fat burger shoulder bombing: www.almennie.com
sheba
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Layne Tows
Reply #23 on : Wed June 03, 2009, 13:16:08
That wave was a credible wave, but sorry-towing into it? The credibility and legitimacy of "I surfed Solander and shit all over it" story just walked out with it's middle finger extended. Layne's made her "big wave" career by aligning her self with men like Ken Bradshaw, and towing in. That's FULL assistance. She's not a female surfer out there charging it on her own volition-she's a egocentric pig who needs a media frenzy and the 'men of the moment' by her side...this case it was The Bra Boys, so I can fully understand what Mark was saying here. He also made a point about people making an entire career out of tow surfing-I just wonder WHO he was referring to and how close to home we're talking. I grew up when tow surfing was something Herbie Fletcher did when the waves were shit and it was very experimentally done by guys like Laird Hamilton had frustrated all other attempts to get into 30 footers. Lived down the road from Toy Ray for years. His car wouldn't leave the yard until it was bullshit and then it would be tugging his dingy along behind so he could go off and find something god awful to chuck himself over the edge of. So I guess I grew up in an area where 'big wave surfers' were that- maniacs who were prepared to go over the falls on a 20 footer with 10 feet of board, not average surfers being towed.
Keala Kennely is a tried and true charger, chuck Pauline Menzcer and Jodie Cooper in there too. I'm sure the newer crew have emerging hell women in there too, but I pretty much lost interest in what everyone else was doing about 10 years ago. Layne unfortuneately is an ungracious, attention hungry, self flagellating glutton and the best way to make her eat humble pie and stop blowing on about herself is simply to REFUSE to turn up. She is a fantastic surfer in mid range wave size, but hasn't made her mark convincingly in the bigger stuff unless you consider towing in. Guaranteed there are other women nailing it out on heaving bombies all around our coastline without the bullshit that she generates. In fact-I KNOW there is and they actually PADDLE in. Time to leave the jet ski's in the garage lads. Okay, you call pull 'em out once in a while, but seriously-it has to be bigger than 10 bloody feet.
In a "Man's World". Why she feels the need to be 'one of the boys' is beyond me. I've always had an immense amount of respect from men for just being another person who is enjoying the experience of being in the ocean. I've never felt the NEED to prove anything to men because whether it be in the ocean, or on the floor in a grapple, they've always just treated me like...another human being. Not a 'chick', "piece of arse", "pain in the arse", or someone who needed "remedial encouragement". Imagine that. Just an ordinary human being and NOT one of the boys because I'm quite happy with being what I am.
Anonymous
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Re: Layne Beachley heaviest ever
Reply #22 on : Sat May 23, 2009, 14:45:15
Tow surfing easy...hmmm i kinda thought that too.
When u let go of the rope before its even a wave, and they dont have to generate speed. Fuck itd be fun tho im so jealous I dont own one.
Anonymous
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Onya Layne
Reply #21 on : Wed May 20, 2009, 08:49:09
It's good to see an Ozzie woman taking on the bigger stuff. Maybe she will give the Brazilian Maya Gabeira some competition one day.

http://www.redbullsurfing.com/articles/2008/02/the-chick-charges.php

http://www.surfline.com/womens/story_bamp.cfm?id=8788

http://www.mayagabeira.com.br/

And for the people criticising the media aspect, for christ sakes she's a "professional" surfer. They can't make a living without a (un?)healthy symbiotic relationship with the press. People aren't going to give you money to just go surfing, you gotta get the footage. *All* the pros are media sluts, it's part of the job. I think it's best to watch them surf and don't worry about the rest of the crap.
SPC
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Re: Layne Beachley heaviest ever
Reply #20 on : Tue May 19, 2009, 22:05:36
layne is a joke....check out the trailer to 'the present' by thomas campbell...that is a chick tube riding right there.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f-ktbvUEG0M
Harry the hat
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Ben Short RIPS
Reply #19 on : Sun May 17, 2009, 11:28:19
Yeah that bitch RIPS !

surfs just like that Ben short fag .....
koby
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Re: Layne Beachley heaviest ever
Reply #18 on : Sat May 16, 2009, 23:57:45
eric the deric suck me off layne is a slut
Kev
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Bra Boys to Bra Girlys
Reply #17 on : Sat May 16, 2009, 11:28:11
Ego taken a bruising, Mark, Koby and other Ours clowns.

Owned by a gurl!!

Thats heavy stuff...
Stupid Yank
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Re: Layne Beachley heaviest ever
Reply #16 on : Sat May 16, 2009, 03:13:08
Now she can get that cute little "My sister's keeper" shit inked to her chest
Wake boarder
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Re: Layne Beachley heaviest ever
Reply #15 on : Fri May 15, 2009, 22:33:18
It's so cool to see wake boarding given the profile it so richly deserves.

Beachley makes Mundine look like a wall flower in the self promotion department, yes it was a good barrel but you've had your time in the sun Layne. Time to move on.
Mitch
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Re: Layne Beachley heaviest ever
Reply #14 on : Fri May 15, 2009, 12:57:27
Your a tool Marky Mark!!
DaveH
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Heaviest Ever????
Reply #13 on : Fri May 15, 2009, 12:08:55
Oh for fucks sake...

She pulled back on to many waves to count when she was paddling for them. Got dusted on the first wave she was towed into. Did a shoulder-hopping poo-woman on the second. And got barrelled on the third.

OK it was a big pit. But without that ski she achieved nothing. Any pleb can do it. Chalky is on the money.

PS: Lyndsay noyes has caught bigger waves at Voodoo. Paddled too. No phonecalls to media. No wanking on by Ben Horvath. No stories in the papers.
Grant
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Re: Layne Beachley heaviest ever
Reply #12 on : Fri May 15, 2009, 11:39:53
LOL Hogetz hit it on the fucking money.

Maybe I'll call SMH the next time I take a shit...fuckin' show pony.
Harry the hat
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dwayne bitchley..
Reply #11 on : Fri May 15, 2009, 08:33:29
layne doesn nothin for me but i really hope that this makes some chicks start stepping up to the plate and pulling into some crazy bazzas!!
i reckon stab should take sally fitzgibons to cyclops!
The Bear
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Re: Layne Beachley heaviest ever
Reply #10 on : Fri May 15, 2009, 06:53:03
steve its gotta be more, it's gotta be more like 15 now. But that's just the lemon next to the pie.. I SAID that's just the lemon next to the pie... its gonna get bigger.
Eric the deric
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Eat a dick eric
Reply #9 on : Fri May 15, 2009, 06:51:46
i don't like layne all the much either, but you're a fucken kook eric.
Seismic Steve
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Size matters
Reply #8 on : Fri May 15, 2009, 06:42:12
Anyone want to make a call on this size of this thing of Layne's? It's got to be ten feet, don't it?
Eric Hogetz
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Re: Layne Beachley heaviest ever
Reply #7 on : Fri May 15, 2009, 05:22:20
Layne makes me sick. Calling the media before you paddle out? What a fucking sell out.

I understand there is a fine line that professional surfers have to walk between promoting themselves and retaining a bit of their soul, but is she serious?

Perhaps when she had all the cosmetic surgeries to "enhance herself" they removed what little fucking character she ever had.

The next time I go for a paddle at Snapper, I'll be sure to alert the pertinent media.

She disgusts me in every sense of the word.
Anonymous
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Re: Layne Beachley heaviest ever
Reply #6 on : Fri May 15, 2009, 03:00:30
oh you bra boys are the living end.
Pat
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Re: Layne Beachley heaviest ever
Reply #5 on : Fri May 15, 2009, 02:10:38
Mark Mathews sounds bummed as well. Priceless.
Nod Narb
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Re: Layne Beachley heaviest ever
Reply #4 on : Fri May 15, 2009, 02:06:12
Kingsy - I just threw up a little bit in my mouth when you said that Steph Gilmore was hotter than Alana. Have at her mate, you're on your own for that one. Everything else you said was on point.
Jimmy Jack Russel
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Paddle versus Tow
Reply #3 on : Thu May 14, 2009, 21:30:40
Tow teams should be happy to take a bullet if there is someone paddling into a wave, no argument. if fact if there are paddlers PWC should be at anchor - it is not just an opinion - it is the law.
Anonymous
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Re: Layne Beachley heaviest ever
Reply #2 on : Thu May 14, 2009, 21:24:02
Someone showed those Bra fags how it's done. Thatta girl, Layne!
Kingsy Can
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WHat's next?
Reply #1 on : Thu May 14, 2009, 21:22:09
I heard Steph Gilmore is looking at the maps for a shot at Shipsterns. Better turns that Lisa Anderson, hotter than Alana Blanchard and charges harder than Layne. Grouse.

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