Stab's Modern Collective trailer Riley Blakeway Little Weeds

I LOVE LA

Just west of the Hollywood Walk of Fame is Les Deux, a pasta joint cum nightclub for women of orange skin and savagely straightened hair and men with balls of one-hundred dollar bills squished into their pockets. It is also the venue for tonight’s premiere of The Modern Collective. Did the sentence describing the regular patrons of Les Deux sound kinda bitter? Fucken A, boyfriend! We’re here; it’s there. We were gonna go, then flights got full, too expensive, yadda yadda.

Anyway, we do have an awesome trailer that will appear with the movie, shot by Little Weeds winner Riley Blakeaway, starring Chippa Wilson, and cut to the bouncy satire of Randy Newman’s I Love LA.

Wanna sing along? Click on the play button below and read the lyrics here…

Hate New York City

It's cold and it's damp

And all the people dressed like monkeys

Let's leave Chicago to the Eskimos

That town's a little bit too rugged

For you and me you bad girl

Rollin' down the Imperial Highway

With a big nasty redhead at my side

Santa Ana winds blowin' hot from the north

And we as born to ride

Roll down the window put down the top

Crank up the Beach Boys baby

Don't let the music stop

We're gonna ride it till we just can't ride it no more

From the South Bay to the Valley

From the West Side to the East Side

Everybody's very happy

'Cause the sun is shining all the time

Looks like another perfect day

I love L.A. (We love it)

I LOVE LA from Riley Blakeway on Vimeo.

Wacko
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Re: Stab's Modern Collective trailer Riley Blakeway Little Weeds
Reply #22 on : Wed December 09, 2009, 11:57:37

hahaha jacko you little bitch

jacko
Posts: 22

wannabe
Reply #21 on : Wed December 02, 2009, 19:04:50

I had only heard this kid was a wanabe kai neville but i look at his editing and he aint got shit on kai. he might be a wannabe kai but his skill and creativity is nowhere near the standard of kai.
an what is with the way he dresses ? is he really a metro sexual tight jean wannabe fag like the rest of you guys at stab ?
thats right you guys are all a bunch of fuckwits ...

Nimble Bathurst
Posts: 22

Douche bags
Reply #20 on : Wed November 18, 2009, 17:47:36

I reckon this is one of Riley's best. At least he's not using that shit boys noise for his music choice.

CBW
Posts: 22

haters
Reply #19 on : Sun November 15, 2009, 08:46:23

Why are there so many haters in the world? Just because you cant surf like chippa doesnt mean you have the right to whinge and moan about style and shit. Have you guys even seen yourself surf, im presuming you cant, and if you can it would be no where near the grace and control chippa has. Accept the fact you suck and move on, dont go trying to take down another aussie kid blowing minds.

me
Posts: 22

bluey
Reply #18 on : Sat November 14, 2009, 11:33:16

there's no such thing as an Aussie redneck dumb fuck!

nickbrooks
Posts: 22

Re: Stab's Modern Collective trailer Riley Blakeway Little Weeds
Reply #17 on : Sun November 08, 2009, 16:27:02

Chippa! Shit son, blowing the fuck up!

Sl*#CE
Posts: 22

Re: Stab's Modern Collective trailer Riley Blakeway Little Weeds
Reply #16 on : Sat November 07, 2009, 12:15:37

I wasn't talking about chippa who by the way fuckin kills it at airs. I was talking about the fucking artsy fartsy editing. Bring back RUNMAN

lamb
Posts: 22

Re: Stab's Modern Collective trailer Riley Blakeway Little Weeds
Reply #15 on : Fri November 06, 2009, 21:50:50

faark, so heavy. you jerks cant bare to give anyone different the time of day! sure he's got a gay tat around his neck but the kid does rodeo's on 1ft waves... as for SL*#E. copying? what the fuck do you do in the water that's so different to the next guy? do you not do turns? hacks? anything? maybe you lid.

jeff in CA
Posts: 22

Re: Stab's Modern Collective trailer Riley Blakeway Little Weeds
Reply #14 on : Fri November 06, 2009, 08:46:24

Chippa Kills.

SL*#E
Posts: 22

Get your own damn style
Reply #13 on : Thu November 05, 2009, 15:00:35

These fuckin kids just copy the shit out of each other. THis fuckin trailer is a joke. Kid needs to stop lickin kai's balls and figure out his own style

Nug
Posts: 22

Re: Stab's Modern Collective trailer Riley Blakeway Little Weeds
Reply #12 on : Thu November 05, 2009, 07:49:10

Frank Black's Los Angeles > Randy Newman's LA.

Jack
Posts: 22

Shitta
Reply #11 on : Thu November 05, 2009, 07:46:02

Why you guys at stab like this guy? Looks like your typical aussie redneck, terrible tats, shit necklace, no style in or out of the water. He can do an air sure but he's not original and it ain't pretty.

ralf
Posts: 22

Re: Stab's Modern Collective trailer Riley Blakeway Little Weeds
Reply #10 on : Thu November 05, 2009, 04:30:20

its newport not la and newport is not la. newport is orange country

lugo
Posts: 22

more chippa
Reply #9 on : Thu November 05, 2009, 04:20:36

chippa, riley, you guys kill it. haha i spy my lil eye at 1:09

chippa's all over this blogroll in framegrabs from oct.

shorescrew.com

tattoo
Posts: 22

Re: Stab's Modern Collective trailer Riley Blakeway Little Weeds
Reply #8 on : Thu November 05, 2009, 04:18:30

worst neck/chest tattoo ever. what a goon. why film him eating? i hate watching people chomp like horses too, could have edited that out for something else.

Anonymous
Posts: 22

Re: Stab's Modern Collective trailer Riley Blakeway Little Weeds
Reply #7 on : Thu November 05, 2009, 03:36:40

Newport Beach is L.A. Anywhere south of Oxnard and north of San Clemente is L.A. Fucking shithole

haha
Posts: 22

FYI
Reply #6 on : Thu November 05, 2009, 03:11:39

HA i love how they try to pass off this dudes SICK ripping as being in LA when in actuallity he is surfing South of it at a spot everyone already knows but that will remain nameless. I love LA too but that just ain't LA...

Jimmy
Posts: 22

go lakers
Reply #5 on : Thu November 05, 2009, 03:05:27

Thats Newport not LA.

Anonymous
Posts: 22

Re: Stab's Modern Collective trailer Riley Blakeway Little Weeds
Reply #4 on : Thu November 05, 2009, 02:56:19

Stab censors comments now?

Shibby
Posts: 22

Re: Stab's Modern Collective trailer Riley Blakeway Little Weeds
Reply #3 on : Thu November 05, 2009, 00:49:12

He should be a sub for Dion. not as good looking but. haha, no but Chippa is mental.

craigo
Posts: 22

Re: Stab's Modern Collective trailer Riley Blakeway Little Weeds
Reply #2 on : Wed November 04, 2009, 20:01:29

fucking awesome song. good job.

J/j
Posts: 22

Chippa
Reply #1 on : Wed November 04, 2009, 19:23:43

I like the way he hits it from the first time you showed him off, Chippa's a world class rippa.
Him, Dion, Ozzie, The Fletcher bros, Irons Bros, JOB= a way better more anticipated movie than The Modern Collective, but hey, whatevermaaaannn that one's only in my brain

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