Sean Doherty Quik Pro France round three Stab

Parko

 

Title surge fades with the swell in the Bay of Biscay

Your life takes on a whole new perspective being held by the ankles upside-down in a plastic tub of ice slurry. Wardo, who’s made a typically random cameo into the scene, has one ankle. I’m not sure whose got the other. The game involves standing on your head in a tub of ice water and seeing how long you can hold your breath. Wardo’s just been dunked in the tub himself, managing a creditable 23 seconds underwater before jumping to his feet and throwing fistfuls of ice into the crowd. It’s Friday night in France, and we’ve found plenty of company in the plaza outside the Rockfood, including a few guys still in the contest.

Pat Beven 

 

What these guys didn't count on was just how bad the forecast for this contest is looking. The Bay of Biscay is about as lifeless as it's going to be at any time for the next six months, and when the contest was caled on this morning it caught a few crew on the hop. 

   

What these guys didn't count on was just how bad the forecast for this contest is looking. The Bay of Biscay is about as lifeless as it's going to be at any time for the next six months, and when the contest was caled on this morning it caught a few crew on the hop. 

I heard reports Dane Reynolds was out last night, which was hardly a great surprise. It’s been his modus operandi for the entire year, and you’d be far more worried about his welfare if you caught him halfway through 50 push-ups. But if Reynolds continues to surf like he did today, he’s going to end people. In the third heat of the morning against Roy Powers and surfing the flat Machado stabilised twin, the Cardiganed Warrior lit up with a sublime mix of rail and punt. It was still typically Dane – at one stage he even let Roy paddle past him and take priority – but the way Dane was surfing there was nothing priority was going to do to help Roy. What Dane did today indirectly brought down the world number one. After Reynolds set the bar so high in the morning, the judges barbecued anyone not going hard at above the lip, and that included Joel Parkinson.

Kelly Slater 

Kelly Slater could barely contain his delight walking down the beach for the following heat, watching French/Brazilian wildcard Patrick Beven chalk up an eight in the dying seconds of the heat and consigning Parko to back-to-back 17ths. Parko surfed within himself and that was always going to be dangerous in the mood the judges were in. With seconds left he had a chance to take the heat but got caught out of position when a set rolled through. Head down, he runs through the crowd to the competitor’s area looking for some space. “How the fuck did I just lose that?” he spits as he racks his board. The little things that were all going his way at the start of the year have begun to turn on him.

Michel Bourez 

The only silver lining for Joel would be if Kelly and Mick – the only two guys with momentum enough in the ratings to run him down – were to bomb out in the same round. Kelly almost did. French wildcard Joan Duru had the chops to take him, but needing only a five for the win, he made the mistake of chasing the score he needed rather than simply chasing another nine. Predictably, Kelly was playing up his world title ambivalence. “I’ve got to do two heats better than Joel at every contest for the rest of the year, so I’m still along way off. If I was to win here then I’d go into Mundaka with a chance to do something.” Mick meanwhile was a metronome against Julian Wilson who couldn’t find a ramp to save himself. If either of them were to win this contest it’s going to eat a huge chunk of Parko’s 900-point ratings lead and ignite a world title race for the first time this year.- Sean Doherty

* Sean Doherty is the former editor of Tracks magazine and the author of MP: The life of Michael Peterson, My Brother’s Keeper: The official Bra Boys story and more.  

Mick Fanning 

edy macguire
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VERY IMPORTANT.
Reply #32 on : Thu October 01, 2009, 11:43:39
Mick fanning shouldnt of won because bede durbridge done more criticle monouvers and got more waves and mck fanning looked all willy wonkey plus bede done a rodeo clown in the final when the judges werent looking.
Dave
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Re: Sean Doherty Quik Pro France round three Stab
Reply #31 on : Thu October 01, 2009, 02:13:29
@you kidding me?
fuckin WORD! well said!
you kidding me?
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Re: Sean Doherty Quik Pro France round three Stab
Reply #30 on : Wed September 30, 2009, 12:42:45
Mick vs. Dane is like comparing apples and oranges.

Both of the guys rip but in totally different ways. Hessian vs. Fresh'un.

Mick is power and aggression while still maintaining form. Like Kelly, his surfing has gotten better and more mature/refined with age.

Dane, on the other hand, is flick and trick. He's got some powerful turns but his surfing hasn't really "matured" YET. It still seems like kid's stuff.

I see Mick as a World Champ, but Dane, no, not yet.
Ang Smith
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Re: Sean Doherty Quik Pro France round three Stab
Reply #29 on : Tue September 29, 2009, 10:53:51
"Pro surfings not about results People,-its about image and corporate sponsorship. Both things REAL surfers are meant to hate"

wake up! if you're a pro, all it's about is money. even for the freesurfers like dane/jordy. we've all got spare change in our pockets. the companies just want to make us take it out and put it into THEIR pockets. and when the contests are held in shit conditions with an even worse judging criteria, the image of the surfers has to come into it. and as for the REAL surfer debate, if you went and asked everyone on the tour why they were on there, how many do you think would say for the fun of it? or for the LOVE of surfing? at the end of the day it's just to get paid. $$$ is what makes the world go round. no matter how self-righteous you think you are. open your fucking eyes.
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Re: Sean Doherty Quik Pro France round three Stab
Reply #28 on : Tue September 29, 2009, 08:50:39
thespectator. clearly you've not seen tb's latest footages. He is capable of things.
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Re: Sean Doherty Quik Pro France round three Stab
Reply #27 on : Mon September 28, 2009, 19:20:56
Thats two contests I believe won this year by nobodies.
What happened to the elite?
Perhaps when companies give squillions to kids before they have gone anywhere or proven anything, its a mistake?...
For example,give me a couple mill and I will sit on my arse, in my pad, surf when I want and wouldnt give two fucks bout the tour- Id leave it up to you blokes to worry bout.
Pro surfings not about results People,-its about image and corporate sponsorship. Both things REAL surfers are meant to hate.
thespectator
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Re: Sean Doherty Quik Pro France round three Stab
Reply #26 on : Mon September 28, 2009, 18:30:42
Mick's boring, Mick's holding progression back, WTF???

Are you kook's fucking tripping? Mick fucking surfs better than pretty much 99.9% of guys in the world. So what he doesn't have the aerial repertoire of Dane Reynolds or Jordy, but who the hell does? Taj doesn't, either does Parko and Slater sure as hell don't.
The guy stills blows tail every wave, surfs faster than anyone else in the world and can do an air reverse which i'm sure is more than can be said for any of you dicks!
Trudge
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Re: Sean Doherty Quik Pro France round three Stab
Reply #25 on : Mon September 28, 2009, 16:57:51
Mavin I'm hearing ya, But while the judging for a surfing event remains under this judging criteria then this is the surfing we're going to get, unless we get the type of guy that doesn't need the WCT and surfs freesurf style like Dane. But he won't win the world title doing that because the percentages aren't there.
It has to change dramatically into something like one whole day getting three sessions of time alloted during the day and everyone freesurfs there heart out. At the end they put together a section to some tunes that the surfer likes and we all go to the pub and watch this new release and vote for the winner buy how ever the fuck you want.........
Fucked if I know but it does have to change.......
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Re: Sean Doherty Quik Pro France round three Stab
Reply #24 on : Mon September 28, 2009, 16:53:51
When it was announced on the news that Mick won France, I honestly reacted with disappointment without realising. He shralps, yes indeed but in this current movement, he's surfing is doing nothing for the sport's future. I was digging at Stab's archives and remembered this (remember Pat Gudauskas?):

http://stabmag.com/jed/Pat-Gudauskas-Rodeo-Clown-Maldives/

Even a nobody will attempt a flip knowing the odds of success rate.. In a heat. And Dane, Jordy are the answer to this. Judges needs to wake up & get their minds trained for contemporary surfing. Because we aren't even talking about the future anymore.. The time is now & we're stuck in the past, my dear friends.
Marvin Gay
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Re: Sean Doherty Quik Pro France round three Stab
Reply #23 on : Mon September 28, 2009, 13:23:10
Look, I'm down with Mick ripping. He rips the shit out of waves, to be honest. He can do the cutbacks, off the lips and tailslides better than most of surfers from the Bud Tour could. And he has style - which makes him more palatable. Almost to a fault.

But he can't do the things that the new school kids can. And it's more than a glaring ommision from his aresenal. He's like listening to the formulaic rock of Coldplay vs. Tool. Technically good, and pleasing to the ears (eyes) but nothing remotely close to edgy.

And look, I'm not saying Dane, Jordy or Julien deserved to win the contest, it's just that as long as the Mick's and those of his ilk continue to impress the judges with rehashed monotone ripping, then there will be a void that people like myself will continually prod with our throbbing gristle's of justice.

Deal.
Trudge
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Re: Sean Doherty Quik Pro France round three Stab
Reply #22 on : Mon September 28, 2009, 12:59:07
Since when has air surfing been the only surfing that mattered.
If you rock up at Snapper or Dbah and Kerrsy and Mick are out, it is very rare to leave the beach thinking that Josh is a better surfer then Mick.
Just because you can launch doesn't mean that you should be world champ, there is a whole lot more to surfing then that.
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mick le champ
Reply #21 on : Mon September 28, 2009, 10:34:18
i thought mick easily surfed faster and more critically than all the other surfers in the comp. micks style of surfing is just as technically difficult as dane's etc. Maybe thats what the judges are looking for and maybe thats why he won the comp. Sounds like i'm a minority on the this comments page but i actually like watching this kind of surfing.
Charlie Browne's Ego
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Re: Sean Doherty Quik Pro France round three Stab
Reply #20 on : Mon September 28, 2009, 10:29:49
Charlie Browne,

And you post comments here because...?

Stop worrying so much, indeed. Why don't you drop the ubiquitous "just go surfing line" while you're at it genius.
Charlie Browne
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Re: Sean Doherty Quik Pro France round three Stab
Reply #19 on : Mon September 28, 2009, 10:11:34
"What worries me, is that most surfers themselves see these WCT contests as boring."
Stop worrying so much.
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Re: Sean Doherty Quik Pro France round three Stab
Reply #18 on : Mon September 28, 2009, 09:31:18
kelly was robbed in his loss to that portugese fella. anyone else watch that heat? it would be good to know the details of how the judges do score a wave, because some of the calls are fucking bizarre.
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Re: Sean Doherty Quik Pro France round three Stab
Reply #17 on : Mon September 28, 2009, 09:27:17
@No Name,

I believe you rolled your snowball down the wrong hill.

If you don't want to promote the advancement of the sport (read: promote means to further, or improve) then where would you propose that we stop the level of advancement? Ask surfers to only do cutbacks on every wave? Just hang ten? Is this point still sailing over your head like a U2 spyplane?

If you like Mick's conservative surfing, that's fine. He certainly can do the same moves over and over and over and over like no other. He does nothing to advance the sport, and that's why I am bored with him, Bede, BMart, et all.

And let me know when you find that guy that can do 10 rodeos in a row. I'd like to be bored with that.
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Re: Sean Doherty Quik Pro France round three Stab
Reply #16 on : Mon September 28, 2009, 09:01:21
>>to promote the advancement of the sport

Why do you even want the sport to be promoted more than it is now? Unless you live in the middle of nowhere OR are part of the industry, why would you want surfing to get more popular and crowded?

I also like watching free surfing with all the new stuff, but I get bored of 10 rodeos in a row as I do 10 cutbacks in a row. Surfing is done one the whole wave, not one section. Dane, Mick, Slater. All are doing that with different approaches.

Also noone is even close to Mick's caliber of surfing this year, not even Dane (but he'll get there and surpass it).
Marvin Gay
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Re: Sean Doherty Quik Pro France round three Stab
Reply #15 on : Mon September 28, 2009, 08:11:27
@No Name,

Yes, non-surfers generally look at the sport of surfing as boring, unless it's tow-ins at Chopes or some slab.

What worries me, is that most surfers themselves see these WCT contests as boring – regardless of wave size or type. What Bede, Mick, and B-Mart, etc... were doing on the waves at Trestles and France does zero to promote the advancement of the sport or present an accurate picture of the best surfing in the world. And yet they are rewarded handsomely for being able to do 5 off-the-lips in a row on a crumbly 3 footer. Championship caliber surfing? It’s just not, unless you’re a current ASP judge who says “Fuck You!” to progress. Those guys surf like a bunch of Dick Cheney's trying not to shoot their friends with a shotgun.
Robert's Your Mother's Brother
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Re: Sean Doherty Quik Pro France round three Stab
Reply #14 on : Mon September 28, 2009, 06:43:12
The judging is really off and seems to have been since the Quik Pro. So many guys (incl Porko who I'm not barracking for) getting ripped. That's fucked up I reckon. Kinda spoils the fun of watching.

A bad call here and there, ok, but the ASP judges are making a career of it this year, are they not?
Noname
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Re: Sean Doherty Quik Pro France round three Stab
Reply #13 on : Mon September 28, 2009, 06:27:28
>>Goodbye ASP, hello ESPN

Yeah pro surfing will do really well with mainstream viewership. Let me know how that works out. Did you the watch Lowers comp? See all those people asleep on the beach? Unless you surf it's boring.

Another factor that ESPN seems to forget about surfing is that it's not something legions of children are going to get parents to spend money on, like skateboarding.
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Turn the heat up on Parko and watch him melt
Reply #12 on : Mon September 28, 2009, 06:20:24
I hope this guy gets exposed now that there is a title race. He brimms with talent but is so conservative in equipment choice, repetoire and approach to the sport. He's even on the late freight with the trainer/fitness routine. Dane schooled em all at Trestles/France riding flatter and wider...and don't say 'cheating'. The sport loses having a copybook world champ that doesn't 'lead' the sport. Even Mick's gettin jiggy wit it. Go Mick!
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Re: Sean Doherty Quik Pro France round three Stab
Reply #11 on : Mon September 28, 2009, 06:01:16
Its getting a little tiring reading the number of people logging on to read an article about pro surfing only complain about how shit pro surfing is. Pro surfing is not a highlights reel and that is the point.

The hook of professional surfing pretty much comes down to two things the actual competition and the narrative. Watching how the competitors deal with the conditions (good, bad, big and small) the pressure, each other etc. The competitors are laid bare and all the spin and hype for the most part is exposed (except when certain surfers are probably sometimes over scored). That and the fact that most of us know more about the lives and inner workings of surfers on tour than we know about our families is what makes the sport really interesting.

Watching some spoilt kids carefully edited rotations in tropical island perfection whilst interesting is about as relevant as watching Maradona do little tricks with the ball during a warm up. That someone like Dane can throw down crazy punts every now and then in the heat of battle is made all the more interesting by knowing the risks he is taking in doing that.

If you cant or wont deal with that then fine its not your cup of tea, exercise your democratic rights, go buy yourself the latest glossy corporate brodown circle jerk and knock yourselves out but for fucks sake please just stop the whining and let the rest of us get on and enjoy it.
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Dane is God
Reply #10 on : Mon September 28, 2009, 05:35:22
Now that everyone agrees that all that matters are airs, Dane is God. Doesn't matter what size wave he chooses, how short his rides are, as long as he lifts fins free at least once, he should be given a 10.

Voice of Reality points out that once again, Mick Fanning bored his way to a first place and God was sent packing. Scoreboard groupies.

Everyone is so desperate for a changing of the guard....anyone notice how that went in the US since a "liberal" took over. Yeah, pretty hard to discern any difference.

French beach break recap.... More often shit surf, tiny finals, bad judging, hot chicks, Euro fucks claiming low scores, better media presentation and Mick Fanning closing a race.

Scoreboard God.
Rebel Tour Fan
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Re: Sean Doherty Quik Pro France round three Stab
Reply #9 on : Mon September 28, 2009, 05:35:17
I think the heat between Dane and Bede sealed the ASP's fate. Goodbye ASP, hello ESPN rebel tour. How can any respectable judges post those scores when we are in the middle of a progressive movement? The only thing Quick has done right in the last few years was sponsor Dane Reynolds, the future of surfing.
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The great Dane robbery 10
Reply #8 on : Mon September 28, 2009, 05:18:52
Dane got so fucking robbed in the quiksilver pro, how does a guy do two backside air reverses in a heat and still lose. The old geezers up in the judging booth better get there heads out of bede, parko, kelly and micks ass and start rewarding high performance surfing. not rewarding 7.33's for 4 carves to the beach. if i were dane id be fucking over it.
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Re: Sean Doherty Quik Pro France round three Stab
Reply #7 on : Mon September 28, 2009, 03:22:10
The world tour is a complete fucking joke. The judges must have a copy of the 1990 judging criteria in front of them all day. Bede winning the opening heat against dane on length of ride instead of the most explosive biggest turns is a perfect example of this. The ASP is shooting itself in the foot, by being such soft cocks. bring on the rebel tour at least the competitors in that will push the barriers of what possible on a surfboard. Lucky Reynolds is such a sick cunt and doesnt really give a fuck, so he will show up to the next contest and still do what he does best, and i will log on again just to watch that heat cause i know something exciting will actually happen if i wanted to watch ten half-reos to the beach id go watch the senior mens division of the torquay boardriders club.....
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Re: Sean Doherty Quik Pro France round three Stab
Reply #6 on : Mon September 28, 2009, 00:56:28
the only thing more boring than this story is watching the final between mick and bede. They just showed a heat by heat recap of micks path to the finals and he has done the same turn backside approximately 50 times per heat. Really exciting stuff.

Duke...you're a fucking idiot
john
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Re: Sean Doherty Quik Pro France round three Stab
Reply #5 on : Mon September 28, 2009, 00:05:28
@Duke
This will soon pass...Ha !
heitor's seven was an eight
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and jordy's seven was a six
Reply #4 on : Sun September 27, 2009, 21:53:10
did you watch jordy's heat with heitor? talking results it was THE joke of the contest. but oh sorry it's not talking slater or dane... not worth it, forget about
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Re: Sean Doherty Quik Pro France round three Stab
Reply #3 on : Sun September 27, 2009, 20:21:28
Pro surfing......does anyone actually give a fuck...

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