The eastern suburbs of Sydney are awash with beautiful women with a taste for creepy coke dealers in Beemers. Not this clever little vixen.
Do hot people have more fun?
It depends on your friends, not your looks. If you were a really ugly person with the funniest friends in the world it wouldn’t matter because you would be laughing and having as much fun as a hot person. You have to make with what you’ve got.
Have you ever used your looks to manipulate a man?
Yes, many times. Nightclub lines is an obvious one. You say to them, ‘hi, how are you?’, laugh, and they let you in. At the video store I was $2 short; I said I was sorry and he let me off. If you are used to manipulating people it’s a shock when it doesn’t happen. If it’s like $2 or 50c, just give it to them.
What if that 50c is for another nip of methylated spirits or a hit from a crack pipe?
I’m not talking about a store selling stuff to drug addicts. I’m talking about massive international enterprises that can spare as much money as they want.
Does being attractive have its downsides?
The downside is other girls. Everyone knows if you are the hottest girls on the planet or slightly attractive there will be jealousy from other girls.
On your Little Weeds profile, you say you live in Sydney's "eastern suburbs!" Why the exclamation mark?
I put a lot of exclamation points after stuff all the time.
You used to be a Red Bull girl. Did they train you to act flirty?
I know what you mean. They don’t tell us what to do. We are not like the Jim Beam girls. We work as part of the marketing team and get a lot of training. I think most of the girls' personalities who work there are just like that. They don’t tell you to go and flirt with guys because guys are not the target market. It’s youth in general.
You bought your boyfriend a Firewire craft. Those things are like $900. You could have bought him used Korean hatchback for the same amount.
I could have, yeah, but I didn’t.
Are MGMT the best band ever? If not, who is better?
When their songs first came out, yes, I was frothing over them. I get over music quickly. They are no longer the best band ever. I am into Biggie Smalls at the moment.
What do you think about Australia's obesity epidemic?
It’s their life. They can eat what they want. People tell me not to eat and I tell them to shut up. I will be joining the obese people soon.
Statistics suggest there is a drug epidemic amongst young people. Have you ever done ecstasy?
I have never done drugs ever. Never will. Taking drugs is a part of the group you are in. My friends don’t take drugs. If my friends were taking them then maybe I would have gotten into them.
How many times do you check Facebook a day?
I sit at my desk all day at work so it is on my screen all day.
How many friends do you have on Facebook?
Like a thousand.
How many of those friends are men aged over 25 who you don’t actually know?
About 980. I wanted more friends.
What is your policy on accepting friends on Facebook?
I will accept anyone as long as they are male and over the age of 25.
You’re starving and the only option is fast food or nothing at all. What do you do?
Feel lucky. Fast food is the best.
How do you think you appear to others?
The people closest to me see me the best, people who don’t get to know me very well sometimes don’t get me. My sense of humour can offend people if they don’t know me. Joking around is my way of trying to be friendly but people take it the wrong way. I’ve toned it down a bit because it was causing problems. - Jed Smith
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Reply #11 on : Wed July 08, 2009, 11:16:54