Rob Machado - How the Drifter Changed My Life

Rob Machado

How the  Drifter Changed My Life-

An interview with actor, surfer, music man, sage, the eternally kinky Rob Machado

I try not to do smugness, as a rule.
Without exception, it always finds its way back to make your life miserable and therefore I have no biz with it. I try to keep hands off gossip too, shit is like poison and the short-term gain is negligible. A few issues back, I let smug into my life. I joined the chorus of grinning idiots drilling holes in the Rob Machado/Taylor Steele epic, The Drifter. Like macaws, we squawked and trotted around, preening, superior, smug. Then, I saw the movie. Goddamn if it wasn’t the best thing I’d seen in years. To correct the imbalance. I recorded this interview with the movie’s star, Rob Machado, on Hawaii’s Big Island, where Rob keeps a house.

STAB: Your movie is better than I could’ve imagined. I look back at my questions when I hadn’t seen the film, and I want to make myself ill, I want to punish myself, strike chains against my chest and wail and bleed, to atone for my wrongs.

ROB: (Kinda long, totally forgiving laugh.)

How important is The Drifter to you?

The whole theory was to sit down and do something beyond what me and Taylor (Steele) had been doing for years and years. I’m definitely not that guy who’s going to be in The Modern Collective, let’s be honest.

I have so many favourite scenes: the taxi ride, for one, when the driver scrapes green from his nose with a long nail, then willfully inspects it.

That stuff was absolutely incredible. He used to be D.Hump’s assistant, First. We threw him in a shirt, grabbed some guy’s taxi, paid him off, we both had mics, and then we just started driving around the block with the camera mounted on the hood. He killed it. There were moments when I just started laughing, like, dude, stop it already! You’re killing me, man!

It’s so Indonesian how he scrapes the green and then inspects it, without fear of censure, without embarrassment.

(Laughs) Totally! He totally fit the whole mould. He jumped in there, pulled out his little ciggies, his cloves, and he was lighting em off, he became a taxi driver! “Hey, where you from? You like massage, good massage!”

And, when you say, “Put the air con on, man,” and he replies: “Fucking hot!”


Fucking hot! I know!

Your Kuta session with Kelly also thrilled me. I have no idea if it was premeditated, perhaps you can tell me so now, but it fits into the story so well. Kelly, able to find waves and good times within the crowd, you, bored, uninspired.

We were trying to link up with Kelly for a few surfs and it was tough. He was staying out at the Bukit for the Rip Curl contest and I was down at Canggu and finally we had one good surf over at the other side and he didn’t show up til late, standard, then he calls up one day and he’s like: “Dude, there’s this sandbar, Kuta, it’s the sickest little right, you gotta come and surf it!” He’s raving: “Me and Benji surfed it and it was insane. We’re going there in the morning, meet us there!” We went there and, obviously, the whole world figured it out, too. Taj was out, Dane, I mean, you name it, every camera dude on the beach. It was the full blow-out And the wave, you know, it was fun, but, I just couldn’t grasp it. I couldn’t comprehend it at all.

(I groan in an ecstasy of sycophancy) It works so well. It shifts the narrative.

It was one of those moments. Man, this is exactly why I didn’t come here.

Tell me about the scene in the bus depot when you pull up next to the smoking man? Was this man an actor? And, what does he bellow in Indonesian?

No, just some random guy who was sitting there. He obviously hears me say California and the only thing he knows about California is that Arnold Schwarzenegger is the governor, so he kinda says, and I’m guessing here, “Oh California! That’s where Arnold’s from, right?” It was like, wait a second, that’s exactly what I didn’t want to hear. Or, maybe that was exactly what I needed to hear.

Did you ever feel a melancholy about Indonesia? For behind the smiles, the Indonesian native must deal with the threat of tidal waves, active terror¬ism and a lack of medical care worse than what faces the American. Yet, a powerful sense of community exists…

They have the ability to say, “Oh yeah, there was a bombing right here five years ago, but it’s cool, we’ve moved on, here we go.” It’s an amazing attribute and you have to hand it to em. A lot of the times, we’d be filming stuff, I’d be pushing my motorcycle in the rice fields, and constantly people would stop, the Balinese, to try and help fix my bike. I’d be, like, no , no it’s okay, and I’d try to explain that we were making a movie that there’s guys over there with long lenses. They’d say, no, no, no and try and push my bike with me. Even if it was obvious they were in a hurry to get somewhere it was irrelevant. They live in the moment. “Wait, we gotta help this guy! He’s here! It’s now!” That’s the beauty of the Indonesian. – Derek Rielly.

ballistic!
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Re: Rob Machado - How the Drifter Changed My Life
Reply #17 on : Sat March 20, 2010, 23:22:48
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Hole
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How the Drifter Wasted an Hour of My Life
Reply #16 on : Sat March 20, 2010, 02:15:38
Seriously, how difficult would it have been to ask one question about the tremendous amount of criticsm leveled at the movie? Even if you really enjoyed it, pretending the movie was well-received by the masses without mentioning the criticism is just bad journalism.
Trey
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Say it isn't so!
Reply #15 on : Fri March 19, 2010, 22:35:17
A puff piece on the drifter. Nooooooo!! if you ever run into Ashley Bickerton in Bali, ask him what he thinks about the drifter.
Jed Smith
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Melville! You've done it!
Reply #14 on : Fri March 19, 2010, 16:20:07
Holy crap, Magnus Melville. You've really hit on something there. If you would commenters, turn your attention to the mild tan line that runs vertically up Machado's forehead. Look to the roof of the eyebrows for evidence of scrotum.
longtom.
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Re: Rob Machado - How the Drifter Changed My Life
Reply #13 on : Fri March 19, 2010, 13:54:57
He was right to pillory it first time around. Thing stands alone as a turgid monument to vacuous Californian narcissism. Rob Machado: the perfect foil for American cluelessness. Fuck me drunk; why make a movie if you've got nothing to say expect lame faux spiritualism which says nothin and makes Machado look like a goose. Phonier than Shelter and that ain't easy.
Charlie Browne
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Re: Rob Machado - How the Drifter Changed My Life
Reply #12 on : Fri March 19, 2010, 10:43:54
"Right up there with the one about the wop who works in a paint store and spends all his money in nightclubs on the weekend (I'm talking about Saturday Night Fever fucktards)."

Nice work Cousin Pauly, explaining your own jokes. Fucking fucktard.


PS If you're gonna be moderating comments, can we at least get rid of the annoying spam guard crap?
OriginalJud
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Re: Rob Machado - How the Drifter Changed My Life
Reply #11 on : Fri March 19, 2010, 06:59:44
The dude looks like you could pack him in a bowl and smoke out ! He is oozing weed
little guy
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mo betta
Reply #10 on : Fri March 19, 2010, 06:51:17
the movie is much better when you play the dvd without the acting...
the lantern
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nugable
Reply #9 on : Fri March 19, 2010, 02:07:30
For now i'll be on stab making moderate comments but if u want to see me in all my glory go to nugable.com
I'm battling for the aussies alone on there so if anyone else is tired of censored comments come over and get loose!

vote 1 lantern
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Re: Rob Machado - How the Drifter Changed My Life
Reply #8 on : Thu March 18, 2010, 18:34:26
Pray the lord! Pray the lord! At last I have found Jesus, and he offers me food! Hallelujah.

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