Slater wows with style and skincare

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Slater wows with style and skincare

Yesterday I stood out under grey skies that sometimes spat rain and sometimes spat sunburn and watched the opening day of the ASP World Tour. The Quiksilver Pro presented by Landrover. And it was so the best! So many plots and sub-plots! Rookies! Kelly going for 10! Mick defending number 2! Andy back! Luke Stedman’s totally gorgeous smile! Dane! Jordy! Rookies! Judging changes (which, by the way, aren’t real. Brodie told me that they just made the criteria easier to understand for the media. What a cad he is!) Brodie! Joel shaking off defeat! Neco shaking off something! Taylor Knox turning 50! Taj turning 13! But there were two things that stood out the most. Kelly Slater’s wave and Peter Mel’s skin.

Kelly paddled around the rocks near 10:30 in the morning, just ahead of Newcastle’s Ben Dunn and Brazil’s Marco Polo. He looked like he always does. Focused. A bronzed, singleted package of directed energy and attention and preparation and years and lack of jitters. He paddled around the rock and sat on his board, still. The surf had turned good, or at least better. The first heat of the morning (at 8:30) had featured mostly swampy weird things. Things that steamed in and maybe looked ok, all lip and action, but then bogged to a fat puddle of slow. Things that left Dane screaming swears in Italian at the top of his so pure lungs (he doesn’t smoke) during his first heat of the morning. “Vafancullo!”

But, for Kelly it was churning barrels. Walls. Off-shored breezes. Ben Dunn and Marco Polo enjoyed the same waves. I can’t remember who caught the opener. It was maybe Ben and probably pretty good. Probably some top turns and roundhouse cut backs and maybe a little tube. Applause maybe.

And I don’t know that I necessarily remember Kelly’s first first wave (I watch so many heats!). But there was one wave. One that gave me such a thrill! Set my heart a flutter! One that weakened my knees.

It was like this, a set appeared, the sky still grey and the waves a little grey too. This set danced on the horizon and Robert Kelly Slater had both priority and great position. It looked like a runner! A little over head high! He took off near the rocks, the peak and shoulder and possibility down the line so totally delish! He popped to his feet as smooth as always. Trademarked. Dropped down the face into a perfect bottom turn and then right back up toward the lip. He flew, all body parts controlled and poised. He could have done anything. Massive snap. Bucket throwing gouge. Floater? But he flew flew flew, crouched down low, and started to spin. A beautifully executed carving 360 right in the pocket. Water flew as Kelly drove back down the line and hit the coping somewhere else and did more stuff and ended with a 360 on the face. It was not his highest scoring wave of the day, or even of the heat but it was my favorite.

I had watched Kelly do carving 360s at Backdoor during the Pipeline Masters. He fell on one and I thought to myself, “WTF? Carving 360s don’t look that good and look difficult and awkward. Please don’t!” I said to Brodie Carr sitting next to me, “Ugh! Could he not?”

But I was totally wrong! Kelly made the carving 360 a true work of art yesterday. And as I watched him do it, I said to myself, “You complete me.” And I said to Peter Mel standing next to me, “Ooo-ee!”

Kelly won the heat and Peter Mel, who was doing the post heat interviews, asked me for a question. I told him to ask Kelly about his skin care regiment. How does a near 40 year old man who is out in the sun and salt all day keep such a glow? Such elasticity? Peter laughed and proceeded to not ask Kelly. But as I watched Peter conduct the interview, I noticed his own skin. So caramely! And without Kelly’s natural Lebanese leg up even. It was a tan so natural and deep, yet without any harsh leathered wrinkles. The forehead wasn’t marked with the sun’s wrath, the cheeks were not rosy (gay!) but a little ruddy (masculine!) and the neck and chin were shaved without nick. Peter Mel’s skin is also a work of art. - Charlie Smith

All photos, Matt O'Brien


Anonymous
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Re: Slater wows with style and skincare
Reply #17 on : Wed March 03, 2010, 00:49:44
the lantern likes dick in and around his mouth.
go fanning,
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Re: Slater wows with style and skincare
Reply #16 on : Tue March 02, 2010, 09:53:37
which ex-world champ has apparently been off his face 2 weeks prior to the comp.... rumors rumors
nick
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Re: Slater wows with style and skincare
Reply #15 on : Tue March 02, 2010, 02:25:06
[using] an exclamation mark is like laughing at your joke. - f. scott fitzgerald
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Re: Slater wows with style and skincare
Reply #14 on : Mon March 01, 2010, 18:35:59
The Lantern is the funniest man alive! And he's so on the money money!
Anonymous
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Re: Slater wows with style and skincare
Reply #13 on : Mon March 01, 2010, 16:40:07
'the lantern' if you think you have any influence whatsoever over Mick fanning you are an even sadder loser than it first appeared.
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new wave haircut
Reply #12 on : Mon March 01, 2010, 12:57:12
dig this Chas/Charlie

360's in the pocket are as fresh as my 3 day old new wave haircut. they are the future, i didn't see many attempting your beloved airs out there.

why?
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Re: Slater wows with style and skincare
Reply #11 on : Mon March 01, 2010, 12:20:52
I know the lantern like to think he is some sort of anti-PC crusader, but in reality he is a misogynous dipshit. And boring.
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Cradle snatchers
Reply #10 on : Mon March 01, 2010, 11:38:24
I saw a video of the presentation night for the asp awards.
Seems surfing has a few cradle snatchers in the mix.
How was Occy ,that guy was sporting some 20 year old philipino gold digger young enough to be his daughter off his arm.The jaw must have a few beans put aside because a hot young tree monyet like that isn't hanging around for his wrinkles or amazing jaw.I wonder if he will buy her a set of big ol fake titties?
Slater is doing alright to.His lil fever Can't be a day over 20.at 38 that means he could have been her dad at 18 years old.Have to admit he could do a hell of a lot better.She's kind of bony with big teeth, no arse and flat chest.If i was slater i'd be picking my woman from brazil.Surfings so huge down there.In the coastal towns he could seriously just choose which ever woman he wanted.The most tropical curvy peach.ooo yea.
These activities are kind of suspect but i have to admit when i'm an old man it would probably be more enjoyable to drink from the fountain of youth every night than cop some wrinkly old trout.More power to them.
I was suprised at how bad the surfing was at the quick pro.I guess the waves didnt'help but the best surfest where slater and fanning.Hate to admit it but fanning tore one wave to bits.That other guy might be right. He could have read stab write offs of him and thought he'd try and prove us comment bandits wrong.He even got the fins out on one wave.Most people looked boring and conservative.I wasn't impressed at all.seems that new format changed nothing.
They should seperate the girls event.Noone wants to see sun damaged muscly armed bull dykes at the beach.Move them off to some isolated place like lobitos where they had the rip curl pro and noone can see them accept a few fishermen.

vote 1 lantern
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Re: Slater wows with style and skincare
Reply #9 on : Mon March 01, 2010, 11:07:17
slats surfed good though nothing close to his best..i think he was overscored

jordy couldnt get under the lip on a bomb...maybe he is getting too big

Parko looked smooth though conservative

Jadson looks like he was working on his backhand..though still got that Braso look

Adriano looks increasingly better

Dust didnt show any flare he was famous for..and surfed conservative

Tom Whits through some questionable turns..

Danes board looked shit and he couldnt put it on rail

Flores looked average

Got to say Fanning was easy the standout in my books...sharp and letting the tail free more than anyone else.

Maybe all the Fanning abuse on this site has helped the Nazi lift his game
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Re: Slater wows with style and skincare
Reply #8 on : Mon March 01, 2010, 10:39:15
Kelly got the top heat scores without any hi fi surfing. Not a single bit of tail thrown.
wat
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Re: Slater wows with style and skincare
Reply #7 on : Mon March 01, 2010, 07:49:14
i tuned in for this hi fi i'd heard so much about but all i saw was a 40 yr old bald guy using every inch of rail.

was the hi fi part when that old brazilian guy named after those wafer candies got his board out of the water and fell backwards?
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Re: Slater wows with style and skincare
Reply #6 on : Mon March 01, 2010, 00:02:21
cant believe the new Andy Irons, without his name behind him people would have been thinking he was some kook, non competitor that had been washed into the contest site and got a few waves. honestly Andy the ASP has given you another chance to do the WCT without qualifying, don't throw it in their face by not even trying in heats. Breaka Pro first round loss, Quikie pro first round loss. 2010 will be the last yr for Andy's competitive career.
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Re: Slater wows with style and skincare
Reply #5 on : Sun February 28, 2010, 21:44:40
Watched the "heats on demand" today and was astounded at the different ability levels of the top 44. Sure the top guys ripped but Fuck,some surfers performances were embarrassing. Pooman cutbacks, uncommitted reentries, misreading the wave. I'd rather watch locals out there than half of this lot.
Maybe it looked better live, but some of the back 44 are, to put it bluntly, KOOKS.
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gentleman
Reply #4 on : Sun February 28, 2010, 21:18:41
yeah that first wave he got was regardless aye. A few 360s, a couple of hacks, and some tube time. Sorta made everyone look stupid that day till eugene got out there and did his bit.
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Re: Slater wows with style and skincare
Reply #3 on : Sun February 28, 2010, 20:46:33
I really like what Charlie does.
Lord Humongous
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Re: Slater wows with style and skincare
Reply #2 on : Sun February 28, 2010, 18:56:06
Excellent wordsmithing again Chas.
linc
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Re: Slater wows with style and skincare
Reply #1 on : Sun February 28, 2010, 17:06:21
Chas, Ben Dunn isn't from Newy. Old Bar I think.

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