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Socialising Stitch Ups - How to Pull Through
Posted on April 12, 2010
There's nothing more that I love to do than socialise.
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Just get in the back of this white, creepy van and you'll be fine...
Posted on June 4, 2009
So my memory bank must be still in Dollarmite format, because it has no ability to retain ANYTHING.For example, I might put down my hat (which wouldn't happen because I don't really wear hats as I have very frizzy hair and it makes me look like side show bob. For the purpose of the story though, let us just imagine that I DO wear hats).
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Unripe Fruit is not cool.
Posted on June 1, 2009
One of the greatest ironies in life would have to be the healthy food conundrum. The fact that the healthier the food, the worse it seems to taste. All those delicious foods; Maccas, chocolate, sour worms, and even cheese according to Cosmo, do no favours for the insides. If you eat healthy, everything tastes disgusting, but if you eat based on taste, then you balloon to the size of a house.
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Awkward Lunches
Posted on May 15, 2009
Being the highly immature person that I am, today I did a very mature thing with very mature people, ate very mature food and looked, deceptively, mature. I lunched with girlfriends.
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Saturday Night
Posted on May 13, 2009
Saturday night. Where I come from that phrase is synonymous with Carmens.
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I've gone nuts.
So I guess this is the section where you want me to impress you with my wit and clever literary skills?
Or write an epic story about my epic surf trip to the epic epicentre of epicness.
But you're probably just sitting there wishing I would shut up.
So here is me in a nut shell.
Actually whilst we're on the topic of nuts, I have a real issue with the names of nuts. See yesterday I was in Woolworths and I was about to do the quick nut steal when I read that the nuts were called Pistachios. Then I thought to myself, "Do you really want to eat a nut with the word piss in it?".
And I decided that no I did not.
Except the peanuts didn't exactly solve the whole "wee nut" problem at all. A piss-stachio and a pee-nut. Basically here were two nuts that both had urine in their names.
"Okay" I thought to myself "You're being immature. Forget about the wee nuts and have one of those kidney shaped ones".
The only problem with eating a cashew was that I'd never really thought about the name of it.
Until now.
"Cash-shoe".
Cash- the dirtiest piece of unhygienic handled paper you'll ever love, and shoes, the filthiest piece of apparel.
Now I've seen everything. Two nuts named after urine and one nut named after germ infested money sandals. Even when I was trying to weigh up which one was seedier, I wasn't sure whether I would prefer to eat wee, or shoes and money.
Instead I decided I was being absolutely ridiculous and I would just eat the big round nuts in the corner...until....I read that they were called Brazilian nuts. WHAT!? A nut named after a waxed testicle. Do people actually purchase nuts named after shiny balls?
I wasn't sure, but it was enough to put me off nuts altogether.
In conclusion, I spent 10 minutes in the nut section of Woolworths deliberating over the names of nuts, made myself feel ill, and decided to pick pocket a grape instead. For starters, grapes don't have disgusting names, and secondly, grapes are much juicier than salty wee nuts.
So that's me in a nutshell.
Actually I might just rephrase that.
That's me in a grape.
Now go ahead and stab me.
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