Stab Issue 27Zane HarrisonOzzie WrightGlobe WetsuitDave Rastovich

We Like to Surf

Hurra Torpedo - Total Eclipse Of The Heart

Some things in life exist purely and exclusively to challenge our preconceptions and social momentum. It is good, on occasion, to be reminded that skinny white boys, polyester track pants, ginger beards and 80s power ballads can emerge butterfly like and transformed from the chrysalis of our hard edged cynicism. And that kitchen implements also make good musical instruments.

Hands off my blub

Ocean advocate, musician, soy drinking star Dave Rastovich is heading the charge for whale adoption through Surfers for Cetaceans.

Here's SMH's skinny. 

21st Century Uniting Strangers for a moment

YouTube and blogging and all things internet related can unite and divide. Here's a great example of several thousand strangers sharing an intimate moment at Trafalgar Square, holding a freeze pose for a moment then going about their daily muse, leaving those out of the loop a little spooked.

Thanks to Kate Hyde for the link

Win Dion Agius' Globe convict wetsuit!

In 250 words or more, explain why Stab is the most profoundly stupid magazine in the world. Come here

  DIon Agious

China! Awesome!

Whatever you want to say about the Chinks and the Commos and sweatshops is cool, but in 20 years China is going to be the most awesomenest country on earth. Say, buddy, you got 20 yuan?  

The Limitless Joy of Smoking

Dave Sedaris' ma died cause she worshipped ciggies. Therefore, with an awesome post-modern justification, he took to the darts with gusto. Pass me the Kool Lights!

God is either a malevolent cunt or a weak cunt. That is the great theological question…

A person's faith is often tested by the futility of prayer and the multitude of suffering. How do we justify a God who apparently adores us yet is happy to watch us be eaten alive by cancer or swamped by tidal waves? It's called Theodicy, stupid!

Y'feelin' a little sentimental

It's cold, it rains, the nose bleeds and the heart threatens to quit. You need some sentimental bullshit in your life, you hungover, slut-eating animal.

Zimbabwe goes down shitter; South Africa follows

Oh brother, the black man in African can't win for losing. Will suck cock for dimes. 

Bonjah new single

Bonjah, a dearly loved ensemble from Melbourne crafted up this sweet little melody. Be sure to see their live show when they're in your neighbourhood 

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